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Spiders are just as scared of me as I am of them.

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Please don't hurt my dog.

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I prided my gun collection, I was a family man, but I loved guns more than them, I had some of the most expensive guns

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I feel oddly satisfied when she cuts our wedding cake with a chainsaw.

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My eyelids are heavy, the heavy thuds outside are keeping me awake.

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Meesa named Jar Jar Binks!

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I don't remember taking any trips recently.

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I stood confused, as I heard my wife's voice coming from two different places.

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"You're my girl, you're my girlfriend," He sang.

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I am sure that I set the right amount of soldiers to attack them once and for all

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Spiders are just as scared of me as I am of them.	5
Please don't hurt my dog.	5
I prided my gun collection, I was a family man, but I loved guns more than them, I had some of the most expensive guns	5
I feel oddly satisfied when she cuts our wedding cake with a chainsaw.	5
My eyelids are heavy, the heavy thuds outside are keeping me awake.	5
Meesa named Jar Jar Binks!	5
I don't remember taking any trips recently.	5
I stood confused, as I heard my wife's voice coming from two different places.	5
"You're my girl, you're my girlfriend," He sang.	5
I am sure that I set the right amount of soldiers to attack them once and for all	5